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Corrupt A Wish - Forum game
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Granted, but it's gay and has a boob hanging out.
I wish it would only rain each night from 2 to 4 am.
Granted. Oh, your'e immortal alright. Go jump off a bridge!
I wish mosquitoes had non-itchy bites.
Granted, but you discover your sibling is a domestic terrorist.
I wish I could kick the a$$ who designed a 24hr day with nonsensical 60min hours and 60sec mins.
Granted, but now we have a 13 minute hour, and 127 hour day, and 2 day year.
I wish Santa wore a yellow jacket.
Granted, but he wears it over his yellow jersey and insists on delivering toys by bicycle. Eventually.
I wish 9 to 5 jobs were 11 to 2:30.
Granted, but you can't read.
I wish I catch the golden fish.
( http://russian-crafts.com/tales/gold_fish.html)
Finally! She's playing. Nice story, BTW.
Granted, but instead of leaving colored eggs it leaves colored horse muffins.
I wish for more RAM.
Granted, butt you're a proctologist and you're married to an a$$hole.
I wish Labor day was celebrated every Monday.
Granted, but now YOU have to give birth each Labor day
p.s. everyone is waiting!I wish I had internet at home so I could keep up with the game!
Granted, but your games are constantly interrupted by breaking news about some guy with a baby stuck in his wanker during delivery. The world just can't get enough.Granted, but now YOU have to give birth each Labor day
I wish I had internet at home so I could keep up with the game!
I wish three day weekends became standard practice.
Granted, but you work the extra day.
I wish I had the rights and backing to remake planet of the apes and do an actual decent job this time!
Granted, but the studio/your investors cut your budget by half every four weeks.
I wish every PAID film festival entry was actually given a valid sober review before rejection (or acceptance!)