Corrupt A Wish - Forum game

TheNoob · Aug 25, 2011

Corrupt a wish is a forum game in which you grant someone's wish but corrupt it at the same time, and then make a wish. I'm not too sure if forum games are allowed here or not, but it's too late now.

Example starts:

USER 1:
I wish I had a new computer

USER 2
Granted, but it's a Mac. (etc.. then you make a wish below)

I wish I had a dog.

Example ends:

I will start this!

I wish I had a pet wolf.

Ernest Worthing · Aug 26, 2011

Granted, but it's Michael J. Fox.

Right now, i wish i had some bourbon.

dlevanchuk · Aug 26, 2011

Bourbon mixed with gasoline!

I want some fruit..

Ernest Worthing · Aug 26, 2011

dlevanchuk said:
Bourbon mixed with gasoline!

(You just made it better

)

TheNoob · Aug 26, 2011

dlevanchuk said:
Bourbon mixed with gasoline!

I want some fruit..

Granted, but it's not the kind you eat. (well not in the conventional sense of eat): )

I wish I could fly.

dlevanchuk · Aug 26, 2011

uuughhhhh.... why can't i insert the image!! grr...

Jeff Goldblum's image was supposed to go here.. wamp

TheNoob · Aug 26, 2011

dlevanchuk said:
uuughhhhh.... why can't i insert the image!! grr...

Jeff Goldblum's image was supposed to go here.. wamp

You're not following the games format!!!! Grant my wish god dammit!

dlevanchuk · Aug 26, 2011

You could fly bu got intersected by a military jet airplane

Wish to win a lottery

that1guyy · Aug 26, 2011

Granted but you only won 5 bucks

I wish I made a movie that was played in theaters

Ernest Worthing · Aug 26, 2011

that1guyy said:
Granted but you only won 5 bucks

I wish I made a movie that was played in theaters

Granted but it was Gigli.

I wish i had a theatre.

Murdock · Aug 26, 2011

Ernest Worthing said:
Granted but it was Gigli.

I wish i had a theatre.

Granted. You have Masterpiece Mime theater.

I wish I had a million ducks.

Ernest Worthing · Aug 26, 2011

Murdock said:
Granted. You have Masterpiece Mime theater.

I wish I had a million ducks.

Granted. Happy?

DirtyPicturesTV · Aug 26, 2011

Murdock said:
Granted. You have Masterpiece Mime theater.

I wish I had a million ducks.

Granted, but they are all ducked up.

I wish I had a private island.

TheNoob · Aug 26, 2011

Murdock said:
Granted. You have Masterpiece Mime theater.

I wish I had a million ducks.

Granted, but they suddenly become violent, and attack you.

I wish I had a horse.

Murdock · Aug 26, 2011

DirtyPicturesTV said:
Granted, but it's amateur community theatre. (Insert shrieking horror violin cue.)

I wish I had a private lsland.

Granted, but its an island of johnsons.

I wish i had a Ferrari

Ernest Worthing · Aug 26, 2011

Murdock said:
Granted. You have Masterpiece Mime theater.

I wish I had a million ducks.

Kidding.

Granted. They're all male

I wish i had a time travelling DeLorean.

EDIT: wow that went fast. Ignore me, keep going.

Murdock · Aug 26, 2011

TheNoob said:
Granted, but they suddenly become violent, and attack you.

I wish I had a horse.

Granted but it only has two legs

I wish I had a private amusement park.(dammit I fell into this one)

Murdock · Aug 26, 2011

Ernest Worthing said:
Kidding.

Granted. They're all male

I wish i had a time travelling DeLorean.

Granted, but the flux capacitor is broke

I wish I had a midget servant

TheNoob · Aug 26, 2011

Murdock said:
Granted, but the flux capacitor is broke

I wish I had a midget servant

Granted but he serves you the same dish every night. (dick joke)

I wish I had 100 wives.

Ernest Worthing · Aug 26, 2011

TheNoob said:
Granted but he serves you the same dish every night. (dick joke)

I wish I had 100 wives.

Granted but ur impotent.

I wish i was omnipotent.