Corrupt A Wish - Forum game

Sucramdoow said:
Granted, but they all die and decompose (thus rendering them hairless.)

I wish Matthew McConaughey would stop acting in movies, or rather... in anything. He should just stop.
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Granted, but then he starts making porn, which isn't acting per se, and all the women in your life find new interest in the newest computer processing rates.

I wish I may I wish I might wish upon a a massive, luminous ball of plasma held together by gravity tonight. :lol:
 
rayw said:
Granted, but then he starts making porn, which isn't acting per se, and all the women in your life find new interest in the newest computer processing rates.

I wish I may I wish I might wish upon a a massive, luminous ball of plasma held together by gravity tonight. :lol:
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Granted, but then you get 3rd degree sun burns

I wish houses cleaned themselves
 
rayw said:
Granted, but then they devour the occupants as well.

I wish to invite my inlaws over to my self cleaning house. I'll leave the door unlocked and hide in the bushes.
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Granted, but your inlaws legally pass on their massive debts onto you.

I wish I had a job.
 
I can't, but I'd be okay with the hurricanes. I'm selfish that way

TheNoob said:
Granted, but a hurricane forms while you're up there.
I wish I could instantly teleport places.
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Granted, but you arrive in a cloud of sulpher, a la nightcrawler.

I wish that I could play cello better (I just started today)
 
you will play the game, kinglis, you WILL PLAY THE GAME....


oh, crap, I forgot to wish for hypnotic powers
 
kinglis said:
It's an interesting thread... Some of the guys are proper cruel versus the more sensible ones, who still wanna play the silly game(!), but love humans too much and can't wish someone to be dead in the universe or to be berried alive... whatever...
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It's just a game. Lighten up :D
 
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