Corrupt A Wish - Forum game

[blackthorn]

Granted, but the studio/your investors cut your budget by half every four weeks.

I wish every PAID film festival entry was actually given a valid sober review before rejection (or acceptance!)

I'm afraid I can't grant that, someone won't let me.

I wish I was working on a film at the moment

 

[DangerDigital]

I'm afraid I can't grant that, someone won't let me.

I wish I was working on a film at the moment

Granted, but you have to work with Ewe Boll


I wish I was a baller

 

[blackthorn]

Granted, but you have to work with Ewe Boll


I wish I was a baller

Granted, but misunderstanding the wish you have become someone who likes licking sweaty balls (I would have given you nonsweaty ones but they were all out)

I wish I could get that image out of my head

 

[blackthorn]

Granted, but you have to work with Ewe Boll

p.s. at least it's work


...sorta

 

[Murdock]

Granted, but misunderstanding the wish you have become someone who likes licking sweaty balls (I would have given you nonsweaty ones but they were all out)

I wish I could get that image out of my head

Granted, but now you live the image.


I wish the great wall of china was the wait mall of china.

 

[blackthorn]

Granted, but now you live the image.


I wish the great wall of china was the wait mall of china.

Granted, and you're at the end of the line

I wish I was dog

 

[Murdock]

Granted, and you're at the end of the line

I wish I was dog

Granted, but all women know about you.

I wisk Barak Obama would legally change his name to Everson Sinclaire.

 

[rayw]

I wisk Barak Obama would legally change his name to Everson Sinclaire.

Granted, but his porn name becomes Micky Hotlove, he likes that even better, and changes it again.
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I wish more video cameras came with manual focus rings.

 

[CHamburger]

Granted but none have manual white balance.

I wish America would mind its own business.

 

[Murdock]

Granted but none have manual white balance.

I wish America would mind its own business.

Granted, but then everyone sticks their nose in OUR business wondering where the money went.

I wish the technical name for helicopters was Whirley Bird

 

[rayw]

I wish the technical name for helicopters was Whirley Bird

Granted, but then kindergarteners start to rename everything. Pretty soon we're picking them up from Poopy Cacagarten with our mini BananaVandanas. Vegetables have all been renamed Dog Snot.

I wish I got a do over and was in kindergarten again.

 

[CHamburger]

Granted but this time you get molested by a priest.

I wish anything I touched turned to gold....figuratively

 

[TheNoob]

Granted but this time you get molested by a priest.

I wish anything I touched turned to gold....figuratively

Granted, but everything you look at turns to shit (figuratively).

I wish my sense of smell multiplied by 1000000000x.

 

[Lowxposure]

Granted, but everything you look at turns to shit (figuratively).

I wish my sense of smell multiplied by 1000000000x

Granted, everything smells like my dogs ear (not good).

I wish I could beat 1980's Sylvester Stallone at arm wrestling.

 

[TheNoob]

Granted, everything smells like my dogs ear (not good).

I wish I could beat 1980's Sylvester Stallone at arm wrestling.

Granted, but your arm falls of the next day.

I wish I was faster than the flash.

 

[Murdock]

Granted, everything smells like my dogs ear (not good).

I wish I could beat 1980's Sylvester Stallone at arm wrestling.

Granted, but then again, who couldn't.

I wish Hitchcock's Birds scenario really happened.

 

[Lowxposure]

I wish I was faster than the flash.

Granted, but everyone else is faster than you.

I wish Hitchcock's Birds scenario really happened.

Granted, you lit the cigar.

I wish my co-workers understood my job and stopped tasking me with busy work.

 

[CHamburger]

Granted, but they see how unneccessary you are and you;re fired.

I wish cellphones were free.

 

[Lowxposure]

Granted, but they see how unneccessary you are and you;re fired.

I wish cellphones were free.

Granted, your cellphones are free but the number changes at random.

I wish the guy who shot 50 cent was a little better with a pistol.

 

[TheNoob]

Granted, your cellphones are free but the number changes at random.

I wish the guy who shot 50 cent was a little better with a pistol.

Granted, but he has you at gun point one day.

I wish I was Justin Beiber.