Corrupt A Wish - Forum game

[Murdock]

Granted but he serves you the same dish every night. (dick joke)

I wish I had 100 wives.

Granted. Just as you want it. There's no up side here.

I wish I had a 12 inch pianist

 

[Murdock]

Granted but ur impotent.

I wish i was omnipotent.

Granted, but youre in a coma

I swish I had my own NFL frnachise

 

[GuerrillaAngel]

Granted, but its a frnachise.

I wish I could fly like dragons in a land apart.

 

[Murdock]

Sorry I'll take turns. This is fun

 

[Murdock]

Granted, but you're not in Utah, you're in Texas serving 10 to life.

I wish I could fly like dragons in a land apart.

Granted, but youre Puff the disney dragon.

I wish I had nude vision

 

[Ernest Worthing]

Granted, but youre Puff the disney dragon.

I wish I had nude vision

Granted. You're marooned on an island.

I wish i had an island.

 

[Murdock]

Granted. You're marooned on an island.

I wish i had an island.

Granted, but youre not allowed to visit it.

I wish I could be werewolf

 

[Ernest Worthing]

Granted, but youre not allowed to visit it.

I wish I could be werewolf

Granted but u look like Benicio Del Toro.

I wish i could skydive without a parachute.

 

[Murdock]

Granted but u look like Benicio Del Toro.

I wish i could skydive without a parachute.

Granted, straight in to the ground

I wish I own the patent for the quartz movement

 

[TheNoob]

Granted, straight in to the ground

I wish I own the patent for the quartz movement

Granted, but a loophole causes you to owe money for every clock invented.

I wish I was the tallest man alive.

 

[Murdock]

Granted, but a loophole causes you to owe money for every clock invented.

I wish I was the tallest man alive.

Granted but you have no legs.

I wish I was a samurai

 

[Ernest Worthing]

Granted but you have no legs.

I wish I was a samurai

Granted but you have no sword.

I wish i had Novia Scotia.

 

[TheNoob]

Granted but you have no sword.

I wish i had Novia Scotia.

Granted, but you get amnesia and forget.

I wish I my arm was a gun.

 

[Ernest Worthing]

Granted, but you get amnesia and forget.

I wish I my arm was a gun.

Granted but then you die in a vat of molten metal ala T2.

I wish i was fat.

 

[TheNoob]

Granted but then you die in a vat of molten metal ala T2.

I wish i was fat.

Granted but the sudden gain in weight kills you. (via heart attack.)

I wish I had a time machine.

 

[Ernest Worthing]

Granted but the sudden gain in weight kills you. (via heart attack.)

I wish I had a time machine.

Granted but it cant go past tomorrow or before yesterday.

I wish i had six fingers on each hand.

 

[Murdock]

Granted but it cant go past tomorrow or before yesterday.

I wish i had six fingers on each hand.

gRANTED BUT THEY ONLY HAVE ONE JOINT

I wish I could fart a pentatonic scale(ms)

 

[Ernest Worthing]

Hahah. You're obsessed.

Granted but no one is around to listen.

I wish i could stop playing this game.

 

[Murdock]

Hahah. You're obsessed.

Granted but no one is around to listen.

I wish i could stop playing this game.

Granted, but now you must be serious about it.

I wish for world peace

 

[Ernest Worthing]

Granted, but now you must be serious about it.

I wish for world peace

Granted but now you have nothing to look forward to.

I wish Steve Carell hadn't left The Office.