Create a myspace page and take pictures of yourself with a disposable camera in the bathroom mirror. Make sure you wear a tight white shirt and pull your jeans down slightly with your left thumb. Call the account "mr_sexxor" and begin adding friends like never before. Then, tell evryone in a bulletin that you've made a porn, and you're selling it for $9.99. Once you have thier money, send them the Bad Cat series, inserting random kitty porn every 2.5 seconds. Remember, you didn't specify it was human porn, so they can't complain. Once you've ripped everyone off, transfer the money to an offshore account to avoid the impending IRS and buy a volcano. Then, sell volcano insurance to the natives for a share in their rice paddies. Sell the rice to local supermarkets at reduced prices and then hire an old crippled woman to purchase the rice and choke on it. When she sues the grocery store, detonate your volcano to destroy the evidence of your rice paddies, and use the profit from your rice ventures/volcano insurance to hire a lawyer for the old woman. Now this is imperitive. When you win the lawsuit, split the money with the old woman, then sue her for the other half, claiming she took discriminating photos of you and edited kitty porn into your Bad Cat series, selling it through myspace, pretending to be you. If she denies it, you may have to put her into a coma. I suggest hitting her at the base of the skull with a salami.