Just had these ideas yesterday about a Christmas-themed movie...
I. Story:
One week until Christmas. On Earth, humans discover a female warrior frozen and perfectly preserved in an ice block. The main hero, an university teacher with a PhD in Ancient History(which he actually teaches) is asked for an opinion.
Meanwhile, on Santa's house: Santa and his elves are busy making gifts for children all around the world. They do this due to their special abilities to transfer thoughts into reality(meaning they can manipulate atoms from the air and make them build various items, according to their desires, namely: toys! Some high-level technology here).
While they're busy with this task, a group of dark elves pour in and attack them. A battle ensues, and, after laying waste to the area, the dark elves kidnap Santa. They also burn his house to crisps. Luckily, his sledge, another piece of really high-tech equipment(more about this later) takes off by itself, as it has A.I.! The sledge makes its way to the hero's backyard(by accident).
The hero has only one problem: He's single. He hates having to spend yet another Christmas all by himself. He goes to his backyard and stumbles upon the sledge. The sledge can actually interact with him.
The hero decides to help Santa, since he has nothing better to do! He reaches North Pole and finds the ruined house. A surviving elf tells him about what happened.
The reason Santa was kidnapped is his ability to convert thoughts into matter. Very few beings have this. Gift-making is in fact just a small part of his job. Before they can march into action, the elf tells the hero that they're a weak species of elves: They were tamed hundreds of years ago and are therefore very weak in combat. All they do is make gifts and eat milk& cookies! They have to find a " wild elf" who might teach them how to fight. The two and the sledge scout the forests for such a being. They find an elf and train with him.
He also tells them who is their enemy: A cross-dimensional(meaning it can travel between dimensions) dark entity whose goal is to force Santa create deadly weapons and unseen devices with which he might conquer every existing reality. So, the stakes aren't just a whole lot of children left without gifts on Christmas, but the very existence of Earth and other planets. The hero and his team enters the evil entity's dimension. They battle many foes: wild beasts, evil fairies, dark elves, etc. until they reach someone who can help.
They learn that they have to not only travel between dimensions, but also through time itself. The hero travels to the past and teams up with the same woman they found frozen in that ice block. Her name is Battleglow and is renowned for her skills in battle. They team up and search for the required item: A sacred sledge hammer(to blow up the entity's fortress doors). After many trials, they obtain it.
They travel to 17th century Paris where they have to release a werewolf. The werewolf is the only being strong enough to withstand the blizzards that block the way to the fortress. Werewolves travel back and forth between it and the rest of the world. But humans captured this particular one and keep it in a cage. They use it as a freak show. He is badly treated. He is shown to people. The hero and his team(including Battleglow) rescue the werewolf(after a long battle with guns, crossbows and slow motion effects).
They return to the villain's dimension. But the villain has his armies ready for a showdown. The humans fight their way to the end of the realm. In front, lies a sea plagued by blizzards. These storms are violent. The temperatures are extremely low. Whoever gets near, freezes to death. The heroes cross the sea and use the werewolf as a guide.
They must find the source of all blizzards(on a mountain) so that these storms may cease and they'll see the way to the enemy's fortress. They fight their way to the summit and face the guardian of the source(a fearsome dragon). They slay the dragon and turn off the blizzards. Path clear.
They fight their way to the fortress. They destroy its frozen gates and enter it. They face great dark elf warriors, including their very leader(a ferocious warrior). They fight various contraptions made by Santa(at the villain's orders) which look pretty steampunk: robots, walking canons, poison splitting devices, various traps, etc.
The hero fights the villain and, after a long battle, wins. He releases Santa. He teleports them all to his house. Using mind power, he rebuilds his house.
Because of the hero's deeds, he has gained the respect of all beings from all dimensions. At his request, a fresh group of wild elves agrees to work with Santa to make gifts. The hero is transported back to the porch of his house. Santa and Battleglow are with him. Santa converts his modest house into a huge mansion. He plants a Buggati Veyron and a Ferrari next to his garage. He and Battleglow got very close during their adventure and fell in love with each-other. Battleglow tells the hero she didn't had a good life in her time. Didn't have any friends. All she did was to fight and fight and fight some more!
She agrees to live with him in his own timeline. Santa creates some 21th century clothes for her so she could blend in.
It's Christmas Eve and Santa invites them all to join him as he gives presents in his high-tech sledge with stealth technology incorporated, with engines that can bend the time-space continuum and hyperspace jumping capabilities, with the ability to reflect in itself the night sky so it looks like nothing is there. The vehicle is so advanced that only NORAD can track it down. And it does!
I. Story:
One week until Christmas. On Earth, humans discover a female warrior frozen and perfectly preserved in an ice block. The main hero, an university teacher with a PhD in Ancient History(which he actually teaches) is asked for an opinion.
Meanwhile, on Santa's house: Santa and his elves are busy making gifts for children all around the world. They do this due to their special abilities to transfer thoughts into reality(meaning they can manipulate atoms from the air and make them build various items, according to their desires, namely: toys! Some high-level technology here).
While they're busy with this task, a group of dark elves pour in and attack them. A battle ensues, and, after laying waste to the area, the dark elves kidnap Santa. They also burn his house to crisps. Luckily, his sledge, another piece of really high-tech equipment(more about this later) takes off by itself, as it has A.I.!
The sledge makes its way to the hero's backyard(by accident). The hero has only one problem: He's single. He hates having to spend yet another Christmas all by himself. He goes to his backyard and stumbles upon the sledge. The sledge can actually interact with him.
The hero decides to help Santa, since he has nothing better to do! He reaches North Pole and finds the ruined house. A surviving elf tells him about what happened.
The reason Santa was kidnapped is his ability to convert thoughts into matter. Very few beings have this. Gift-making is in fact just a small part of his job. Before they can march into action, the elf tells the hero that they're a weak species of elves: They were tamed hundreds of years ago and are therefore very weak in combat. All they do is make gifts and eat milk& cookies!
They have to find a " wild elf" who might teach them how to fight. The two and the sledge scout the forests for such a being. They find an elf and train with him.He also tells them who is their enemy: A cross-dimensional(meaning it can travel between dimensions) dark entity whose goal is to force Santa create deadly weapons and unseen devices with which he might conquer every existing reality. So, the stakes aren't just a whole lot of children left without gifts on Christmas, but the very existence of Earth and other planets. The hero and his team enters the evil entity's dimension. They battle many foes: wild beasts, evil fairies, dark elves, etc. until they reach someone who can help.
They learn that they have to not only travel between dimensions, but also through time itself. The hero travels to the past and teams up with the same woman they found frozen in that ice block. Her name is Battleglow and is renowned for her skills in battle. They team up and search for the required item: A sacred sledge hammer(to blow up the entity's fortress doors). After many trials, they obtain it.
They travel to 17th century Paris where they have to release a werewolf. The werewolf is the only being strong enough to withstand the blizzards that block the way to the fortress. Werewolves travel back and forth between it and the rest of the world. But humans captured this particular one and keep it in a cage. They use it as a freak show. He is badly treated. He is shown to people. The hero and his team(including Battleglow) rescue the werewolf(after a long battle with guns, crossbows and slow motion effects).
They return to the villain's dimension. But the villain has his armies ready for a showdown. The humans fight their way to the end of the realm. In front, lies a sea plagued by blizzards. These storms are violent. The temperatures are extremely low. Whoever gets near, freezes to death. The heroes cross the sea and use the werewolf as a guide.
They must find the source of all blizzards(on a mountain) so that these storms may cease and they'll see the way to the enemy's fortress. They fight their way to the summit and face the guardian of the source(a fearsome dragon). They slay the dragon and turn off the blizzards. Path clear.
They fight their way to the fortress. They destroy its frozen gates and enter it. They face great dark elf warriors, including their very leader(a ferocious warrior). They fight various contraptions made by Santa(at the villain's orders) which look pretty steampunk: robots, walking canons, poison splitting devices, various traps, etc.
The hero fights the villain and, after a long battle, wins. He releases Santa. He teleports them all to his house. Using mind power, he rebuilds his house.
Because of the hero's deeds, he has gained the respect of all beings from all dimensions. At his request, a fresh group of wild elves agrees to work with Santa to make gifts. The hero is transported back to the porch of his house. Santa and Battleglow are with him. Santa converts his modest house into a huge mansion. He plants a Buggati Veyron and a Ferrari next to his garage. He and Battleglow got very close during their adventure and fell in love with each-other. Battleglow tells the hero she didn't had a good life in her time. Didn't have any friends. All she did was to fight and fight and fight some more!
She agrees to live with him in his own timeline. Santa creates some 21th century clothes for her so she could blend in.
It's Christmas Eve and Santa invites them all to join him as he gives presents in his high-tech sledge with stealth technology incorporated, with engines that can bend the time-space continuum and hyperspace jumping capabilities, with the ability to reflect in itself the night sky so it looks like nothing is there. The vehicle is so advanced that only NORAD can track it down. And it does!
