Enjoyed it. It did make me laugh, or at least chuckle throughout. =))
I liked the a goat pee'd on it
quite a bit. It gets even better when the reveal/payoff shows it was Jesus Christ's lamb.
The cat fondling sweater wearing D.A.R.E. lady
bit, including the line "She sounds like the devil" is pretty much a hoot too.
Maybe I wouldn't mention it if it didn't come up so much in this script, but you might want to reconsider the spelling 'alright.'
Grammar Girl on "all right" and "alright."
I love Grammar Girl.
You've probably already read it or heard it before and chose to include them anyway, in which case, nevermind. But, we're told that unless it's a shooting script, the convention is to not
include direction or shot descriptions. For readers who are just trying to get the gist of your story, those shot directions are annoying and, worse, they get in the way.
Nice script. =)