10 Things you DON'T want to say to your date this Valentine's Day

Quite funny, my personal favourite is `Is your name Gillette because you`re the best a man can get` Never use chat up lines on girls myself as my wife wont let me ;)

Another line I`ve heard is` get your coat, you`ve pulled`
 
Girl that ass of yours is sooo fine. I'd suck the farts out of your car seat. Try It ...pure gold. from Early Cuyler of Squidbillies fame.
 
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