I'd love to read that, ptp. But let me get this straight, don't you limeys have pretzels?
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If you ever stop serving Chili-fries in the theatre, then i'll have to cut the cord. Up until then, we're friends.
Our pretzels usually come in packets, are baked to crunch, and covered in salt. That's a pretzel. Now imagine my surprise, when some guy has got the mammoth like pretzels swinging off a stick. I buy, I bite, I wallow in dissapointment.
wallow or "swallow"?
I thought that approach was kinda weird myself.
Kinda like going to Home Depot to ask other customers if they want to pay for his home project.
"Um... nope. I'm pretty sure everyone here is looking for stuff to build their own thing at home. But have a day just the same."
PS, I'm about to goto WalMart to ask customers there if they want to fund my supper purchse.
I'm thinking about Hawiian pizza. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's it.
I think I'll begin by making a small "representational" pizza to demonstrate what the whole pizza will look like.
The money will be spent on upgrading our microwave oven to a convection microwave oven.
For a $10 donation I'll email a picture of my family enjoying the representational Hawaiian Pizza.
For a $50 donation I'll UPS to you a slice of the actual "bonus" Hawaiian Pizza.
Thank you for your support.
PPS, If you argue with me clearly it's a more sophisticated, high-concept... concept than you're capable of understanding. Quit typing at me.
Wait. Are you talking about this?
Because that is what is known as a 'soft pretzel.' It's something Americans tend to find themselves eating in shopping malls, having no memory of how it came into their possession. Leaving their eyes glazed and their brain on hibernate.
But seriously, we have normal pretzels, too
The crunchy kind that come in plastic bags.
dude, you ROCK
I never ever ever use the acronym LOL for "Laugh Out Loud", but I just laughed so hard at this post, I have tears streaming down my cheek.
From the bottom of my heart - THANK YOU for the gift of laughter today.
I thought that approach was kinda weird myself.
Kinda like going to Home Depot to ask other customers if they want to pay for his home project.
"Um... nope. I'm pretty sure everyone here is looking for stuff to build their own thing at home. But have a day just the same."
PS, I'm about to goto WalMart to ask customers there if they want to fund my supper purchse.
I'm thinking about Hawiian pizza. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's it.
I think I'll begin by making a small "representational" pizza to demonstrate what the whole pizza will look like.
The money will be spent on upgrading our microwave oven to a convection microwave oven.
For a $10 donation I'll email a picture of my family enjoying the representational Hawaiian Pizza.
For a $50 donation I'll UPS to you a slice of the actual "bonus" Hawaiian Pizza.
Thank you for your support.
PPS, If you argue with me clearly it's a more sophisticated, high-concept... concept than you're capable of understanding. Quit typing at me.
I never ever ever use the acronym LOL for "Laugh Out Loud", but I just laughed so hard at this post, I have tears streaming down my cheek.
From the bottom of my heart - THANK YOU for the gift of laughter today.
No way.
"US Foods: Broken Promises" is being edited as we speak.
"US Foods: Broken Promises" is being edited as we speak.
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