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Short Film Ideas

The family has a christmas trip but they accidentally leave you behind. Burglars know that your family is away and try to rob the house.

It's up to you to protect your families house, as well as your own life. For you are left… Home Alone.
 
a gigantic corndog invades planet earth with evil intentions...it has but one mortal weakness: the music of Elton John. coming this summer, it's ___________ (i'll let you name it, just put my name on the writer's credit) !!!
 
joe biden discovers a hidden laboratory when poking around the oval office one day. to his dismay, he discovers obama half-zipped up into his human costume, revealing that he is actually a slimy tentacled alien lifeform here to take over planet earth by implanting his seed into every viable man and woman (yes, both sexes can give birth to the alien offspring) until they explode, oozing black goo onto every street corner as the heinous aliens roam the earth uninhibited!

SEQUEL

joe biden is the last human left alive after the horrific invasion, having narrowly escaped being impregnated by covering himself in a 15th century bathtub during the first wave of alien births. armed to the teeth with shotguns, RPGs and military-grade netting, joe sets off to destroy the invasive species once and for all!



the underlying message of the film is to not introduce invasive species to unnatural habitats. endorsed and funded entirely by al gore.
 
joe biden discovers a hidden laboratory when poking around the oval office one day. to his dismay, he discovers obama half-zipped up into his human costume, revealing that he is actually a slimy tentacled alien lifeform here to take over planet earth by implanting his seed into every viable man and woman (yes, both sexes can give birth to the alien offspring) until they explode, oozing black goo onto every street corner as the heinous aliens roam the earth uninhibited!

SEQUEL

joe biden is the last human left alive after the horrific invasion, having narrowly escaped being impregnated by covering himself in a 15th century bathtub during the first wave of alien births. armed to the teeth with shotguns, RPGs and military-grade netting, joe sets off to destroy the invasive species once and for all!



the underlying message of the film is to not introduce invasive species to unnatural habitats. endorsed and funded entirely by al gore.

Might be a little abstract for an Englishman to know anything about these people outside of Simpsons references :lol:

How about:
Slender man is spotted in England and gets spooked by Skinny Bloke?
 
Kien acts as if everybody else are morons. He gives them the worst advice ever, but is convinced he's right. We see exactly how it will end if they follow his dumb advice. Afterwards Kien says he has seen a tiny detail where they didn't follow his advice and explains that to be the only reason why his great advice didn't work. He says they could try again if they hadn't made what they tried to fix unfixable. They bet him up. Kien doesn't get why. Still looks just as unimpressed with everybody else. Make episodes.
 
Example. A kid has a hole i his bicycle inner tube. Kian checks his dad’s garage for a repair kit
and concludes that there is only one rubber piece left -an extra large one. Kian is convinced
that this rubber piece will only work if the hole is just as big as the rubber piece and tells this
to the kid. As the kid protests Kian tells him to cut the hole bigger. He shows with his fingers.
“cut it this big”. As the kid has cut it according to Kian’s advice it turns out to be bigger than
the rubber piece. Now Kian again holds up his fingers, but holding them much closer. He also
annoyingly adds that if the kid cut it larger than this he’s made the inner tube unfixable. Kian
looks down at the kid as if he’s a moron and now the kid gets mad. Kian gets an up-beating
but doesn’t understand why.
 
Maybe. No seriously. Kian would sell the setup with rare brilliance. Check him out on his YouTube channel, the kid has charisma. The beat up is what needs to be there, as every viewer wants to see to such a moronic character pay. So that's just to give the channel fame. That they can live with, I hope.
 
Maybe. No seriously. Kian would sell the setup with rare brilliance. Check him out on his YouTube channel, the kid has charisma. The beat up is what needs to be there, as every viewer wants to see to such a moronic character pay. So that's just to give the channel fame. That they can live with, I hope.

Pumpkins, ice bucket challenge, and Blair Witch-esque "walking through the woods with shaky camera" shots... what's not to love?

Although, admittedly, the kid has some bollocks about him.
 
enjoy.
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