best line of dialogue you've ever written

clive

clive

Hi Guys

Some days you sit at the word processor and a great line spews out, so here's a chance to share it with the world.

However, I'd like to suggest that we write it without giving any context ... so don't tell me where it happens in the film or who says to whom. Just let the line stand by its glorious self.

Here's mine

"God damn it, if I asked you to throw your ass on a grenade there wouldn't be all this bitching ... All you've got to do is stick your tongue in this marine's mouth ... and look like you mean it!"
 
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"Just put it in a body bag. This one's to go. We're having leftovers."

"If I had half a brain... Oh, wait. I do have half a brain."

"What's that in your pocket? Viagra?"

One of my favorite one-liners is from the movie "Hook":

"If I'm a maggot burger, why don't you just EAT ME!"
 
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Danny (a girl)
We suck on our thumbs because we miss our mama’s tit.

Joseph
I stopped sucking my thumb a while ago.

Danny
Why, find somebody else's tit?

Joseph
Are you asking me if I'm single?
 
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....well, maybe it sounds like something I heard, strangely I've seen about three things lately involving someone in prison and cigarettes. One movie was "South Central", but that wasn't exactly a humorus film....

....good line, though :yes:

-- spinner :cool:
 
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SKIMPY: Dude trust me, it will look so tits that you’ll actually see breasts on screen!
DANK: What if its footage of actual breasts?
SKIMPY: Then you’ll see more breasts, and God!
DANK: Shit, what if its-
SKIMPY: Then you’ll go fucking blind, how should I know!!

-Thanks-
 
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ROBERTA AZZURRA

They were blown to bits by land mines. That must’ve flipped them out.

ARTEMIS

No! They knowingly got blown up.

GAIL STORM

What? That’s crazy!

ARTEMIS

Yes! Their insanity grows like a cancer, as does their lust to conquer all.

GAIL STORM

You look like a dead ringer for Artemis of Earth.
 
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