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Old 02-25-2014, 10:55 AM   #31
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HOMOSAURUS!


"When Richard Simmon's DNA is mistakenly spliced with a Tyrannosaurus Rex, a terrorized San Francisco's only hope rides on the construction of a 900 foot condom and a gigantic plate of pancakes."


....no BOOBZ in this one, sorry!

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LMAO!
Perfect!

And if we want the obligatory gross-in-lieu-of-actual-horror scene we have Homosaurus happen across spectacularly nude women and then proceeds to projectile vomit the pancakes, in an homage to Godzilla/Gojira.



Butt the important thing to keep in mind in this day and age of universal acceptance is to not vilify Homosaurus but to understand and accept him/it, and if at all possible make beyond reasonable efforts to accommodate his/its "needs".

Yeah...

I don't wanna produce that show.
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Old 02-25-2014, 02:48 PM   #32
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Butt the important thing to keep in mind in this day and age of universal acceptance is to not vilify Homosaurus but to understand and accept him/it, and if at all possible make beyond reasonable efforts to accommodate his/its "needs".
...Not exactly on my Screenplay list either!


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Crowdfund it!

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