Happy Birthday Poke!

Huzzah!

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[creepy low voice]
Happy bithday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, Mr. Pokeident,
Happy birth...day.. to... you
[/creepy low voice]
 
Thanks everyone! I am celebrating my Birthday...at WORK (ugh). So, no BBQ or Adult Beverages for me today. I would like to take this occasion to point out that at the moment of my birth from an egg-like spore, fire works were rocketed into the sky. Now some might say the fireworks symbolized a country winning it's independence, but I like to think that at least a few of them were celebrating the arrival of the butt of many future jokes.

Happy Birthday to me, and may my Birthday Spanking be executed by Jessica Alba, Laura Prepon, or Scarlett Johanson.

Poke
 
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