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Forum: Pre-Production 01-14-2018, 08:22 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,300
Posted By Cracker Funk
Please do, and thank you. You've been a guiding...

Please do, and thank you. You've been a guiding force for me, for many years. But I am not good at interneting. I'm good at poining my camera at people. I'm really bad at talking to people on the...
Forum: Pre-Production 01-14-2018, 08:07 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,300
Posted By Cracker Funk
Hahahaha. That's a good one. I'm working on it....

Hahahaha. That's a good one. I'm working on it. Unfortunately, this website isn't super user-friendly. I'd really like some instructions on how to delete my email from this website.
Forum: The Lounge 01-14-2018, 07:46 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 3,030
Posted By Cracker Funk
Yeah, cuz I made the mistake of not removing my...

Yeah, cuz I made the mistake of not removing my email from my public profile. Not making that mistake again. I wish you the best, one and all.
Forum: The Lounge 01-14-2018, 07:21 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 8,581
Posted By Cracker Funk
I've definitely seen lots of movies. So has James...

I've definitely seen lots of movies. So has James Cameron. And there's one thing I am confident that he and I would both agree on. T2 is the best fucking movie of all time, no questions asked. Except...
Forum: The Lounge 01-14-2018, 07:12 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 3,030
Posted By Cracker Funk
I keep getting emails about this thread. I...

I keep getting emails about this thread. I suppose I could go into my IT settings and change my email to something fake, which I've actually done before, but this hasn't risen to that level of drama...
Forum: Global Ad 01-14-2018, 07:05 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,739
Posted By Cracker Funk
mlesemann specializes in this very thing. She's...

mlesemann specializes in this very thing. She's one of IT's moderators and she is an experienced screenwriter with a rather accomplished career as a producer. I recommend looking her up. :)
Forum: Pre-Production 01-14-2018, 06:55 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,300
Posted By Cracker Funk
Do it yourself. I'm not saying that sarcastically...

Do it yourself. I'm not saying that sarcastically or in a smart-ass way. That's my honest advice. Get that confidence you haven't found yet.

The first thing you should do on day #1 of production:...
Forum: The Lounge 01-14-2018, 12:44 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 3,030
Posted By Cracker Funk
But I have met quite a few of the people who...

But I have met quite a few of the people who populate this forum, face-to-face. I've worked on other people's feature films. I've worked on other people's debut short films. And many other people...
Forum: The Lounge 01-13-2018, 09:43 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 3,030
Posted By Cracker Funk
Damn, I sure opened a big can of worms with this...

Damn, I sure opened a big can of worms with this thread. I stand by what I said. Most of y'all don't know how to have fun. If you'd like to learn how, you're welcome to join me on my next production....
Forum: The Lounge 01-13-2018, 11:34 AM
Replies: 120
Views: 8,581
Posted By Cracker Funk
No apologies necessary, buscando. directorik and...

No apologies necessary, buscando. directorik and I go back. We've
never met in real life, but he and I have quite the history on this
forum. And I think he knows I have the utmost respect for...
Forum: The Lounge 01-12-2018, 11:16 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 8,581
Posted By Cracker Funk
I'm just so glad that we're pretending...

I'm just so glad that we're pretending "Transmorphers 4" is actually a thing. And that was very well-stated, J-Rox. :)
Forum: The Lounge 01-12-2018, 07:18 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 8,581
Posted By Cracker Funk
Lol, you're a button-pusher! Which one of us got...

Lol, you're a button-pusher! Which one of us got a theatrical release on a 10K budget? I'm tired of bragging. I don't want to do it any more. This is the last time I answer any of your questions...
Forum: The Lounge 01-12-2018, 01:09 AM
Replies: 120
Views: 8,581
Posted By Cracker Funk
I feel like we've discussed this to death, but to...

I feel like we've discussed this to death, but to answer your question, yes, Wiseau's opion definitely mattered more than anyone else's on that production, because he was signing their checks.

I'm...
Forum: The Lounge 01-12-2018, 01:01 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,055
Posted By Cracker Funk
Lol, I saw what you wrote. None offense taken.

Lol, I saw what you wrote. None offense taken.
Forum: The Lounge 01-11-2018, 11:36 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 8,581
Posted By Cracker Funk
No apologies necessary, bruh. *fist-bump

No apologies necessary, bruh. *fist-bump
Forum: The Lounge 01-11-2018, 11:21 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 8,581
Posted By Cracker Funk
I don't believe you to be dense, but how many...

I don't believe you to be dense, but how many times are you going to ask me to aswer the same question?

Yes, his opinions made a lot more cents. I don't think anyone's opinions are "better", but...
Forum: The Lounge 01-11-2018, 11:04 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 8,581
Posted By Cracker Funk
You took my words out of context. And that kinda...

You took my words out of context. And that kinda makes discussion difficult, doesn't it? It's nearly impossible to come to a place of understanding or progress when the person you are talking to...
Forum: The Lounge 01-11-2018, 10:46 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 8,581
Posted By Cracker Funk
Yes. I don't know how to make myself any more...

Yes. I don't know how to make myself any more clear on this subject. We are in the business of making money. The people who make the most money are the people you should listen to for advice. Why is...
Forum: The Lounge 01-11-2018, 05:53 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,055
Posted By Cracker Funk
I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY-PILLS!

It's not you, it's me. I just need a little space. You can sleep on the couch tonight. I'm taking the dog. Don't call me.
Forum: The Lounge 01-11-2018, 05:49 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 3,030
Posted By Cracker Funk
I work in the service industry, and I'm very good...

I work in the service industry, and I'm very good at my job. It's my job to put smiles on people's faces, and I've made a lot of money doing that. I ain't no asshole. I'm not saying that filmmakers...
Forum: The Lounge 01-11-2018, 05:44 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 8,581
Posted By Cracker Funk
Aight, I guess it's time for me to burn the house...

Aight, I guess it's time for me to burn the house down and then walk away. You're relatively new around here so I guess you don't know how ruthless I can be.

Why don't you have your name listed in...
Forum: The Lounge 01-11-2018, 05:33 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 8,581
Posted By Cracker Funk
:lol: Well done, sir. Well done.

:lol:

Well done, sir. Well done.
Forum: The Lounge 01-11-2018, 03:15 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 8,581
Posted By Cracker Funk
Oh, well I guess you should be thanking me for...

Oh, well I guess you should be thanking me for sharing that news with you. Cuz it is. Congrats. Except, the real measure of success is making money with a film production. I think we can at least...
Forum: The Lounge 01-11-2018, 03:01 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 8,581
Posted By Cracker Funk
Maybe they mine data from IMDB, but I'm not...

Maybe they mine data from IMDB, but I'm not really talking about me, I'm talking about my movie. I can tell you, from first-hand experience, that it is incredibly difficult to get a tiny-budget...
Forum: The Lounge 01-11-2018, 01:48 AM
Replies: 120
Views: 8,581
Posted By Cracker Funk
I JUST told you. Do you have any idea how...

I JUST told you. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to get on Rotten Tomatoes? Do you have any idea how difficult it is to get a theatrical release? I did those things. On the tiniest of...
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