- About Cracker Funk
- Schmoseph Schmeindl
- Seattle, WA
- Evil Genius
- First of all to understand what happened to me, you gotta understand who I am. Now, I was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. I was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that I'm adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz, he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts me into training. They see I'm good. I'm damn good. But then I had the fight of my life. They pit me against my brother, Nibbles. And I said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight Nibbles" but they made me fight anyway, and I, I killed Nibbles. I said "that's it!" I called off all my fights, and I started doing crack, and I freaked out.
- Best Narrative Feature - Columbia Gorge International Film Festival
Runner-Up, Best Narrative Feature - Seattle True Independent Film Festival
- Favorite Film(s)
- In order:
2. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
4. The Matrix
5. Forrest Gump
- Favorite Director(s)
- Spielberg, Cameron, Tarantino, to name a few.