No, sir. You clearly don't understand the awesomeness that is the high-five-hug. It's gonna spread like wild-fire, I tell ya! It's the manliest salutation, ever.
Jesus Christ, what are all these visitors doing here?!
Oh, your official prize is a high-five-hug. It's a new form of greeting that I plan to popularize. It's like the half hand-shake/ half hug, except you start with a high-five, then move in for the man-hug.
I knew i shouldn't have bothered
