Comedy Screenplay "LICKER LICENCE" Optioned Through CAA!!

Saturday night I just received an email notifying me my long lost Creative Artists Agency agent has (finally) sold to a mini-major film studio's independent subsidiary a (very) low six figure two year option on my screenplay "Licker License - A more than slightly raunchy comedy with as much suggestive remarks, innuendo and double entendre as a R rating can carry about a lesbian bar owner Sharron Pucci as she manages her over the hill ex-porn star bartender Caesar Tits, tempramental transvestite leading showcase stipper Dixie Normous, and the county health department inspector Boyd Schidtt with an increasingly uncontrollable fetish with Pucci."

Email just says more information on details to follow.

I don't know if I should start vomitting email questions to my agent today, call her on a Sunday morning, or just sit on my hands?
 
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Crap, and I was all prepped for the second coming of Russ Meyer.
If I didn't have living parents or children my givadam is just about broken enough...

Last night I had an idea for another feature: SWEET JESUS ON A BISCUIT!
Three entrepreneurs experience trials and tribulations seeking venture capital for their upstart pastry business
applying jelly Jesus' to cookies and danishes. The religious community is not forgiving.

I wonder if I could wrangle Seth Rogen or Jonah Hill to star?


You dirty scoundrel.
Present. :D
 
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