View Full Version : Discouraging web essay ("Don't make a film...")


Joe999
12-19-2007, 08:07 PM
I came across this website today when googling for "what does a producer do"; anyhow, it is sure is discouraging :no: -- spells it out that competition is so fierce for filmmaking that one's chances of making an indie film that gets seen let alone makes money is all but zero. I would be interested in thoughts or feedback on this article, how realistic or unrealistic are the essay author's thoughts, etc. :rolleyes:
http://www.stillbreathing.com/onlocation/tenthings01.html

Beeblebrox
12-19-2007, 09:22 PM
I don't know who Jim Robinson is, but there wasn't any point in there that I really disagree with.

Joe999
12-19-2007, 09:35 PM
Well, in the least don't you think the author (Jim Robinson) uses hyperbole? I quote him "For a film to exist,... It means ... a couple thousand business lunches, fifty thousand or so phone calls and three hundred shouting matches."

I don't know who Jim Robinson is, but there wasn't any point in there that I really disagree with.

Beeblebrox
12-19-2007, 10:29 PM
Your mileage may vary. I can't say this was my experience with my first film (thank goodness) but it is with many - especially with bigger budgets. But really I mean to agree with his overall points, not so much the individual details.

Loud Orange Cat
12-20-2007, 12:22 AM
I do it all for fun.

John@Bophe
12-20-2007, 07:25 AM
I do it all for fun.

Right on, ROB!

Joe999
12-20-2007, 09:04 AM
Yes it probably is true what that author says, at least that 400 or so feature films are made each year by filmmaker wannabees as well as the major studios, i.e. about a film a day. All hoping for fame and fortune. What I have to wonder though, and I am speaking from deep within the dark abyss of ignorance, is what percentage of those 400 films are of high [studio] quality--proper lighting, a great script, composed music; and how many are of the ultra low budget no budget with no talent actors, crappy lighting, cheap loop music, etc. (I have seen a more than a few of these no budget cheap horror flicks for rent at Blockbuster, and I am befuddled how they made it to the shelf for rental-- did the producers sleep with a distributor, or are they the granddaughter of a Hollywood mogul, or what?

So I guess I am asking or speculating on the importance of QUALITY. If a producer really puts together a budget to allow for good actors, maybe even a name actor, and has a kick-ass DP, a kick-ass film score, a great script-- what are the odds of making it to the big screen, or at least straight to video and other windows? I would think that sort of film quality would put one above many of those 400 films cranked out each year?

Your mileage may vary. I can't say this was my experience with my first film (thank goodness) but it is with many - especially with bigger budgets. But really I mean to agree with his overall points, not so much the individual details.

StevenUK
12-20-2007, 10:09 AM
I do it all for fun.

Yep, me too. If you have that attitude every success is brilliant and every failure a learning experience.

I never plan to make any money out of my film work, but that doesn't mean I don't try to make them commercial viable... just in case.

I suppose, for me, people watching my work (without being forced) and enjoying it is my goal at this stage.

Steven

clive
12-20-2007, 10:21 AM
The idea that the market is saturated with good product just isn't true... it isn't. The opposite is true

So whilst it is true that everyone and their dog is writing a script... and, it's also true that more and more people are pushing films into production... what isn't true is that there is a glut of good product.

The real problems with the industry can be nailed down to a couple of simple issues:

1) Everyone thinks they can write a movie script... but almost nobody can (caused mainly by the fact many people can't tell the difference between having an idea for a movie and writing a script)
2) Everyone thinks they can direct a movie... but almost nobody can (caused by people thinking that watching movies is an education in itself)
3) The people who think they can write scripts have absolutely no idea what the basic requirements of the industry are... are also unwilling to accept constructive criticism... and enter the market place often without ever having read a professional screenplay
4) The people who attempt to produce and direct movies by and large can't direct actors; have limited technical skills; can't tell a good script from a bad one; can't tell a good performance from a bad one; and, fervently believe they can recreate a Hollywood movie on a sub $500 camcorder... because everything can be fixed in post.

The end result of this mass delusion, is a spec script market that is harder to get into than it was fifteen years ago... because producer's and agent's offices are drowning in a deluge of unreadable crap.

The film market is suffering from the same problems... the sheer weight of technically inept, ill-conceived crude is over whelming sales agents and distributors.

Now, the real problem isn't that people are trying to write scripts or even that they are trying to make films... the real problem is that almost everyone seems to think they can enter the industry without any real effort.

People take their first idea... turn it into a script and then fling that script out into the market

People take their first idea... turn it into a script, make a film... and then throw that into the market.

The problem isn't that people try... it's that they appear to have very little critical ability when it applies to their own work.

Joe999
12-20-2007, 01:57 PM
I have to believe that is true. And as I keep studying screenwriting, and write my own scripts, I keep hearing that 90% of scripts are not even structured properly (Syd Field method, Hero's Journey, et al), another 5% do not have a good concept. So having a good concept and good structure puts a script into the top 5% right there. Then as you suggest I imagine everybody is running out with $1000 digital camcorders to make a movie, perhaps even with onboard shotgun mics, music loop or $99 casio keyboard soundtrack music.

The idea that the market is saturated with good product just isn't true... it isn't. The opposite is true

So whilst it is true that everyone and their dog is writing a script... and, it's also true that more and more people are pushing films into production... what isn't true is that there is a glut of good product. ...

1) Everyone thinks they can write a movie script... but almost nobody can (caused mainly by the fact many people can't tell the difference between having an idea for a movie and writing a script)....

clive
12-20-2007, 02:41 PM
Ahh... but there is a flip side to this:

For every three writers who are writing from ignorance, there are another two who think anything high concept and structured to the hero's journey will automatically work... unfortunately that isn't true either. There is no magic formula.

And... the truth is acquisition format is largely irrelevant if you get the lighting, story, actors, sound, art direction and marketing right.

There are still just as many indies who think that HD, a 35mm adaptor, magic bullet and a few AE effects are enough to make a movie... and along side them another group who think enough of a budget, a professional camera, gaffer, sound guy and a name actor is the formula to success.

THERE IS NO FORMULA... If you want to make it in the industry make great films... that's it... period.

But with that said, knowledge is better than ignorance... and, a poor formula script is always going to be better than a poor, structure-less script.

I think the formula for development is basically... have an idea, write it, let people with more experience read it, learn from their notes... then try making something on zero budget. See for yourself what happens when your script interacts with the production process. Then with that experience hit the books, start with a new concept and write from what you've learned... by the time you've done that half a dozen times a writer will get to the point where they know what they are doing.

When it comes to production shoot on the best format you can afford... work with the best actors you can afford... hire as many professional crew as you can afford... and, finally never compromise even when the budget is zero.

Beeblebrox
12-20-2007, 04:45 PM
I would think that sort of film quality would put one above many of those 400 films cranked out each year?

I think that's right. But the problem is that everyone we're talking about thinks that THEY have that film, the one that's going to break out ala Blair Witch. And as we're saying, 99% of those people are deluded about their own work.

I just sold a no-budget psychological thriller that will be on the Blockbuster shelves next spring. And believe me, I didn't sleep with anyone to get there. I'm not related to any moguls (I wish!). In fact, while I do have a couple of good contacts, I didn't use any of them. My movie spoke for itself. We sent it blindly to a few reps, one picked it up and sent it to his contacts, and one of them decided to buy the movie. So whatever you may think of these films, someone has to actually LIKE the movies they pick up, whether they're sleeping with the filmmaker or not.

At the end of the day, I don't think anyone should be actively discouraged from pursuing their dreams. But you have to have some realistic idea of what you can do and what your film is. Like those contestants on American Idol, even among the very few actual talents, only a handful have what it takes to be professional singers.

Joe999
12-20-2007, 04:56 PM
I am sure your movie is good. But please, somebody go rent and watch these two movies, on the shelf at Blockbuster. Tell me how the frick these two films made it to Blockbuster-- I can not imagine any distributor thinking there was ANY redeeming quality to horror flicks like these (I watched them and they SUCKED BIG TIME; read the reviews for these at Blockbuster--my opinion was not isolated):
http://www.blockbuster.com/catalog/movieDetails/251282
http://www.blockbuster.com/catalog/movieDetails/336273
So my point, and remaining question, is how do crap arse movies like the above make it to DVD rental:huh:? And if such crap arse titles like the two listed above can make it, well pretty much any junk should in theory get a straight to DVD rental deal. Personally I would be embarassed to produce such junk as those two titles above, but perhaps their producers are smiling all the way to the bank for all I know.

... So whatever you may think of these films, someone has to actually LIKE the movies [distributors] pick up, whether [the producers are] sleeping with the filmmaker or not....

knightly
12-20-2007, 09:35 PM
Here's mine that convinced me I'm not so bad...

http://www.blockbuster.com/catalog/movieDetails/178357

Beeblebrox
12-20-2007, 10:10 PM
Personally I would be embarassed to produce such junk as those two titles above, but perhaps their producers are smiling all the way to the bank for all I know.

First of all, considering you may very well be one of these titles that someone bags on so dismissively, you may want to cool it a bit. There are undoubtedly going to be detractors of your work, even if it's good.

Second, when you're dealing with budgets this small and inexperienced filmmakers, the bottom line is that not everyone is going to like it (or appreciate it) and not every has to. That's the beauty of such low budgets is that you don't have to appeal to as many people in order to make your money back. Peppered in all the negative reviews of these movies are a few fans who like them. And that's all you can realistically wish for at this level. The Blair Witch Projects of the world that break out and become huge box office bonanzas are one in a million, and even that film has its fair share of naysayers ("how did this crap get made?!") to say the least.

The bottom line is that these guys have accomplished what you, thus far, have not. They made a movie and got it on a store shelf. And that may seem like a small feat to you, until you've tried it.

Joe999
12-21-2007, 10:05 AM
That is a cheap shot :grumpy: appealing to the fact that I have not made a film yet--that is not the issue, and not the point. The point is how do garbage films make it to the rental shelf at blockbuster. Of course opinions vary, but look at the reviews for those two films--they are utter garbage as evidenced by the statistical star rating system and also the written reviews by those duped into renting them, and if you think there is redeeming quality in them go rent and watch them-- it is painful to sit through more than 10 minutes watching them. Of course they are completed films, but they do not belong on the rental shelf of Blockbuster as a ruse to customers seeking films that have at least some redeeming quality to shell out $5 to rent them. So yeah, the producers of those films got them to the Blockbuster shelf, but why, and how? And if that quality of material can make it to DVD rental than I guess anything can, and the question of quality for making it to DVD rental is moot.

First of all, considering you may very well be one of these titles that someone bags on so dismissively, you may want to cool it a bit. There are undoubtedly going to be detractors of your work, even if it's good.

Second, when you're dealing with budgets this small and inexperienced filmmakers, the bottom line is that not everyone is going to like it (or appreciate it) and not every has to. That's the beauty of such low budgets is that you don't have to appeal to as many people in order to make your money back. Peppered in all the negative reviews of these movies are a few fans who like them. And that's all you can realistically wish for at this level. The Blair Witch Projects of the world that break out and become huge box office bonanzas are one in a million, and even that film has its fair share of naysayers ("how did this crap get made?!") to say the least.

The bottom line is that these guys have accomplished what you, thus far, have not. They made a movie and got it on a store shelf. And that may seem like a small feat to you, until you've tried it.

directorik
12-21-2007, 12:06 PM
"but they do not belong on the rental shelf of Blockbuster"

I guess I better not tell you the titles of movies I have
directed or produced or written that have gotten release on DVD
and made a profit. And sit on the shelf of rental stores.

Yours is quite a cheap shot at those of us who enjoy making
movies. I respect that you want to only make movies that are up
to your quality standards. But to make a statement like that -
that movies you don't like don't even belong on the shelves of
renal stores or that my movies are a "ruse to customers" shows
disrespect for other filmmakers.

m. So yeah, the producers of those films got them to the Blockbuster shelf, but why, and how?
I wonder if you are really interested in the answer. You have condemned
the producers (like me) who make these movies and don't seem too
open minded. I know from reading your other posts that you aren't a
closed minded person and that you are passionate about making movies.
Maybe you should lighten up a little and show more respect toward
fellow filmmakers who don't feel exactly the same way you do.

There are other points of view - and they are just as valid as yours.

EDIT: After posting and rereading I think this came of harsher than I
intended. I understand that many filmmakers think that making
anything less then "quality" movies is not living up to the
potential. And I usually don't even give it a second because
I really love what I do. Even when I'm making a $20,000
horror movie with a bad script.

Joe999
12-21-2007, 12:28 PM
...I wonder if you are really interested in the answer. You have condemned
the producers (like me) who make these movies and don't seem too open minded. I know from reading your other posts that you aren't a closed minded person and that you are passionate about making movies. Maybe you should lighten up a little and show more respect toward fellow filmmakers who don't feel exactly the same way you do.....

Of course I want to know the answer. Hey, if filmmakers want to make $10,000 horror flicks and get them on the shelf at Blockbuster, OK, but I want to know HOW they get there, if apparently quality is not so important. I thought I read in other postings in this thread how quality was so importan--perhaps that was just meant to pertain to theatrical distributiont.

These zero star rating horror flicks are--statistically (star ratings by blockbuster members)--garbage, even though perhaps a few people like them (who might just be cast members for all we know, plugging the film unabashedly). I am guilty for renting them thinking they were more than they were-- I should have done my homework and looked at the films' ratings prior to renting them, or noticed no thumbs up on them from reviewers, etc.; I was sold at the moment by the cover art, my downfall. I just want to know HOW such low quality flicks end up for rental (cover art?)-- if that is the case then as I said quality is not so important for getting a sale straight to DVD, and that is good news for filmmakers (apparently some here whom I have offended) who want to make no budget films and sell them straight to DVD. But then let's acknowledge that low quality can be distributed-- again, good news if that is all a producer seeks. Don't judge me too harshly until you rent those two titles.

Beeblebrox
12-21-2007, 02:16 PM
That is a cheap shot

You've been consistently and blatantly TRASHING the hard work of other filmmakers, filmmakers who've thus far accomplished considerably more than you have, and now you're offended by a so-called cheap shot?

Why, at this point, should anyone bother to help you (especially answering such an elitist and condescending question), given how little respect you're willing to show your potentially fellow filmmakers?

clive
12-21-2007, 03:32 PM
Guys, which of us, hand on heart, can say we've never rented or bought a DVD and wondered "how the hell did this piece of s*&* ever get distribution"

Of course, until Joe makes a movie, he is bound to have no idea just how difficult it is to make any film, even a very, very bad one...

Like I said before... the market isn't over run with outstanding product... it's very hard to get this anywhere near right... and, the it's also almost impossible to make a return on low end products, because the balance between spend and production values have to be watched like a hawk. It's easier to get than balance wrong than it is to get it right.

The reason these products continue to exist is the international market is large enough to support the distributor's investment... if not to provide a return to the film makers.

Joe999
12-21-2007, 05:35 PM
I have great respect for filmmakers here--even if you make cheap horror films (just don't put them out for rental at blockbuster unless they at least have a story line, that is my gripe). I have only been critical of the two films (not filmmakers) I mentioned, that I gave links to at Blockbuster online; those two films got horrible, yes trashy, reviews by Blockbuster members, they got crappy star ratings. I have not taken any shots at any specific filmmaker members here at all. If someone reading my posts is a producer of those horror flicks I gave links to then I am sorry but your film sucked--get over it and make a better next film-- but I have no idea who made those two films and I am assuming it was nobody here. My point continues to be that if ultra low budget horrible quality horror flicks can make it to DVD rental then there is obviously a market for it.

As for why anybody should "bother to help me" here I guess that decision is up to each of you. I will discuss filmmaking here with anybody willing. Thus far I have not taken any cheap shots at anybody specifically that I am aware of, I have not trashed the hard work of any specific member of this forum. If you are taking it personally that is your problem. Maybe you made those films that got horrible reviews on blockbuster.com, I do not know, but geez don't have a cow over the bad reviews and take it out on me, I am just using those horrible films as examples of poor quality film that somehow made it to DVD rental, which continues to amaze me.

ps: I want the two hours of my life back I spent watching those two movies :lol:

You've been consistently and blatantly TRASHING the hard work of other filmmakers, filmmakers who've thus far accomplished considerably more than you have, and now you're offended by a so-called cheap shot? Why, at this point, should anyone bother to help you (especially answering such an elitist and condescending question), given how little respect you're willing to show your potentially fellow filmmakers?

Joe999
12-21-2007, 06:20 PM
Exactly. And for what it is worth, those two crap arse horror film titles I gave links to are 2 out of 1000 good movies; I have seen many ultra low budget films that I liked, it is rare to see such bad material as the two titles I mentioned (but my point is how do such bad titles like those, rare as they are, make it to DVD rental).
Guys, which of us, hand on heart, can say we've never rented or bought a DVD and wondered "how the hell did this piece of s*&* ever get distribution"

Most certainly. I have much to learn. Right now I know that I do not know. I will post links to my material down the pike for an arse whooping of criticism from anybody here--break out the cat 'o nine tails :D (I will be filming a short in January).
Of course, until Joe makes a movie, he is bound to have no idea just how difficult it is to make any film, even a very, very bad one...

FilmJumper
12-21-2007, 06:30 PM
I have great respect for filmmakers here--even if you make cheap horror films (just don't put them out for rental at blockbuster unless they at least have a story line, that is my gripe). I have only been critical of the two films (not filmmakers) I mentioned, that I gave links to at Blockbuster online; those two films got horrible, yes trashy, reviews by Blockbuster members, they got crappy star ratings. I have not taken any shots at any specific filmmaker members here at all. If someone reading my posts is a producer of those horror flicks I gave links to then I am sorry but your film sucked--get over it and make a better next film-- but I have no idea who made those two films and I am assuming it was nobody here. My point continues to be that if ultra low budget horrible quality horror flicks can make it to DVD rental then there is obviously a market for it.

As for why anybody should "bother to help me" here I guess that decision is up to each of you. I will discuss filmmaking here with anybody willing. Thus far I have not taken any cheap shots at anybody specifically that I am aware of, I have not trashed the hard work of any specific member of this forum. If you are taking it personally that is your problem. Maybe you made those films that got horrible reviews on blockbuster.com, I do not know, but geez don't have a cow over the bad reviews and take it out on me, I am just using those horrible films as examples of poor quality film that somehow made it to DVD rental, which continues to amaze me.

ps: I want the two hours of my life back I spent watching those two movies :lol:

The answer is right here in this thread... Except for a very small handful of filmmakers that I won't mention but reside in and around Los Angeles, just about every filmmaker I know always starts making their film with the intention of creating a quality product.

On the other hand... There are those filmmakers that I just mentioned that simply slap a crappy storyline together along with the tits and ass and proceed to exploit whatever genre market their current masterpiece happens to fall into.

Let's not talk about those filmmakers... They simply exist and probably always will.

Let's talk about the filmmakers who are constantly striving for improvement with their product... They're learning ON THE JOB so to speak and hell, if they can make break even or even go into the black, who are we to criticize? More power to them!

I think we all know that on the shelves of Blockbuster exist direct to video fare... Yes, as mentioned in a previous thread, there is a market for this product. And no... Many times the distributor has their own agenda when it comes to releasing one of these movies...

One of the biggest AGENDAS out there that I am aware of is riding on the coattails of an A-List film that's also coming out on DVD. Distributors always try to find films that they can "package" as "similar fare" so that when that A-List film you went to Blockbuster for is all rented out, you might go ahead and pick something similar. Something with a similar sounding title... Something with a similar DVD cover... You know the drill.

This is done literally EVERY MONTH! Distributors are always on the lookout for direct to video fare that they can exploit with a real blockbuster release in an effort to ride on somebody else's coattails. *NOTE: The distributor is responsible for this and not the filmmaker...

But getting back to direct to video filmmakers... There's quite a few out there that consider themselves masters of their genre... And that means the writing, the directing, editing, etc... Do these films hold up when compared to A-List product at the theaters?

Of course not... Yet sometimes these direct to video fare were made with the best intentions... It's just that the filmmaker had no idea where he or she stands when it comes to making these kinds of films or any film for that matter...

As a matter of fact... It's often just a matter of experience... i.e., 3, 5, 7, 10 films down the line, a much better product comes off the line.

To ask how these movies get picked up for distribution on the shelves of Blockbuster isn't too hard of a question... There's a market for these films. These filmmakers are in fact producing films to fill this market and yes, you never know when one of these films is going to go through the roof... What we can do however, is make this LESS of a lottery situation by tending to the script, casting, direction, etc... The more attention paid to these areas and the higher our chances go for coming out with a decent film.

And remember... Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... Your garbage film is another person's CITIZEN KANE...

Seriously.

Just use all these films and information to create your very own baseline to start from when it comes to making YOUR FILM...

filmy

knightly
12-22-2007, 01:03 AM
First of all, considering you may very well be one of these titles that someone bags on so dismissively, you may want to cool it a bit. There are undoubtedly going to be detractors of your work, even if it's good.

The Picture I linked to is infinately better than the feature I shot...it's finished. Seeing that annoyed me at first until I realized what was involved in making a feature and bringing it to market. It takes so much work that even movies that don't float your boat can be appreciated for the effort they took to produce.

Beeblebrox
12-22-2007, 01:43 AM
Guys, which of us, hand on heart, can say we've never rented or bought a DVD and wondered "how the hell did this piece of s*&* ever get distribution"

I haven't, not since I've been making movies and have gained an appreciation and understanding of what it takes just to get a movie in the can, let alone on a store shelf. I'm not saying you have to like everything. Far from it. But I do think a modicum of respect for someone's achievement is in order, particularly from a wannabe in a forum of filmmakers.

clive
12-22-2007, 05:25 AM
I haven't, not since I've been making movies and have gained an appreciation and understanding of what it takes just to get a movie in the can, let alone on a store shelf. I'm not saying you have to like everything. Far from it. But I do think a modicum of respect for someone's achievement is in order, particularly from a wannabe in a forum of filmmakers.

I know I'd be a better person if I felt like that... but in all honesty I don't. For me a bad film is just a bad film...

Joe999
12-22-2007, 09:37 AM
I am sorry but I just can not respect a film for rental/sale that does not even earn 1 star out of a possible 5, as judged by the end viewers; I would not call that film an achievement--perhaps in the busine$$ sense but not in the artistic sense. Just because someone can make a movie does not mean it belongs on the sale/rental shelf to dupe people into shelling out hard earned cash. A filmmaker should have the decency to screen a film in front of objective viewers beforehand to know it at least passes as acceptable, even below average quality at least, before putting it out for sales/rental/distribution. I respect filmmakers for learning the craft, for making films for youtube, atomfilms, etc, but if a feature film for rental/sale it had best have some artistic value (not just shot on miniDV or 8mm then packaged with nice DVD box art, starring a few bimbo students, no plot, no talent, no hook, no drama).

...I do think a modicum of respect for someone's achievement is in order, particularly from a wannabe in a forum of filmmakers.

clive
12-22-2007, 10:33 AM
Just because someone can make a movie does not mean it belongs on the sale/rental shelf to dupe people into shelling out hard earned cash. A filmmaker should have the decency to screen a film in front of objective viewers beforehand to know it at least passes as acceptable, even below average quality at least, before putting it out for sales/rental/distribution.

Now, this is where I disagree with you...

This is how it is... a film maker sets out to make a film and somewhere along the line it turns into a lemon. It happens. Even if the film maker set off with the best of intentions.

During the process the film maker had to rely on investors to get the film made; sometimes that's people who put money in; sometimes it's out of her own pocket; and, more often that not, it's the cast and crew who have put their time in for free. Usually it's a mixture of all of the above.

As a producer you owe a debt to these investors... especially if they are cast and crew, to at least get the film out there so they can get some exposure, an IMDB credit and hopefully a little money.

Now, if you fail to deliver on that investment, then your reputation as a producer takes a severe thrashing. Believe me, cast and crew who were totally behind you when you were in production, will turn on you like rats if they think you're not pushing the film... which is fair, because it means you're not taking their investment seriously.

What this means is eventually you'll reach the point where you can't get projects into production with professional crews, because too many people feel like you've ripped them off.

Plus, from a career point of view it's better to have a bad film in distribution, that turns a profit, than it is to make a better film that makes a loss.

Producers who make profits get the opportunity to make more films... producers who don't, struggle.

The other thing that I don't agree with is this...

Just because someone can make a movie does not mean it belongs on the sale/rental shelf to dupe people into shelling out hard earned cash.

The public aren't babies... they don't need protecting from bad films. Every visit to the cinema or DVD rental is a lottery... sometimes you get a real treat and sometimes the product doesn't light your candle. Every now and again the film is so bad you feel cheated ... (I know I felt like that about "Gangs of New York")

And as Filmy said... one man's bad film is another man's Citizen Kane... I'd hate to live in a world where everyone could only rent the kind of film's I approve of...

knightly
12-22-2007, 11:24 AM
I loved "gangs of new york"...point proven? I also went to the theater in a blizzard to see "lawn mower man 2" and didn't enjoy it, but it was a theatrical release. Besides, without bad movies, what would these guys do? http://cinematictitanic.com/ (these are the geniuses -minnesotans, btw- behind mst3k).

Joe999
12-22-2007, 11:36 AM
As Dalton [Patrick Swayze, Roadhouse]said, "Opinions vary":cool: so that is cool. I think it comes down to a business versus an artistic perspective. As a business, yeah I guess you gotta distribute even lemons, make and sell some lemonade, pay off the lemonade stand investors, make back some money to make a better film another day. As an artist, I would have a hard time doing that. Business versus art.

Now, this is where I disagree with you... This is how it is... a film maker sets out to make a film and somewhere along the line it turns into a lemon. It happens. Even if the film maker set off with the best of intentions. During the process the film maker had to rely on investors to get the film made; sometimes that's people who put money in; sometimes it's out of her own pocket; and, more often that not, it's the cast and crew who have put their time in for free. Usually it's a mixture of all of the above. As a producer you owe a debt to these investors... especially if they are cast and crew, to at least get the film out there so they can get some exposure, an IMDB credit and hopefully a little money. Now, if you fail to deliver on that investment, then your reputation as a producer takes a severe thrashing. Believe me, cast and crew who were totally behind you when you were in production, will turn on you like rats if they think you're not pushing the film... which is fair, because it means you're not taking their investment seriously....


Agreed. Part of my attitude is likely anger at my self for not having the sense to first check reviews of such films prior to renting them. I am a sucker for good cover art and a good tag line.
The other thing that I don't agree with is this...The public aren't babies... they don't need protecting from bad films. Every visit to the cinema or DVD rental is a lottery... sometimes you get a real treat and sometimes the product doesn't light your candle. Every now and again the film is so bad you feel cheated ... (I know I felt like that about "Gangs of New York")

Beeblebrox
12-22-2007, 09:50 PM
And as Filmy said... one man's bad film is another man's Citizen Kane... I'd hate to live in a world where everyone could only rent the kind of film's I approve of...

I totally agree. What Joe's asking for, it seems, is some sort of guarantee that every movie he spends his "hard earned cash" on is a movie he's going to like. Well welcome to the real world, dude. It just doesn't happen. I spend a LOT of money renting movies or going to the cinema and I truly like about 30% of the movies I see. I love far fewer of them. That's just the way artistic ventures work. It's highly subjective. And every movie sitting on a shelf is a movie that someone liked enough to put it there. And I do respect them for the accomplishment. I know how few even reach that point.

clive
12-23-2007, 08:46 AM
And every movie sitting on a shelf is a movie that someone liked enough to put it there.

Well, actually they're all films that people felt they could turn a buck on. Whether they actually like them or not is another matter.

As you know my last movie "No Place" has yet to achieve distribution... and yet every single sales agent and distributor who saw it, commented on how much they enjoyed the movie... that wasn't the issue. They just couldn't see how to turn a buck from it.

That's the other side of this discussion... what's skewed about the industry is that there isn't a direct link between the quality of the product and the profitability. It's possible to make a really bad film, in the right genre, for the right budget and make a profit... by the same token it's possible to make a good film and loose your shirt.

And I do respect them for the accomplishment. I know how few even reach that point

I'm really not sure what I'd rather have: a dreadful film that turns a profit or a good film that fails to get distribution.

I guess from my point of view, both of those two options suck.

I think if I believed the only way to make a living in this business was to make trash... then I'd quit and go back into advertising.

directorik
12-23-2007, 12:15 PM
I'm really not sure what I'd rather have: a dreadful film that turns a profit or a good film that fails to get distribution.

I have both. I have several dreadful movies that have turned a profit and
I have two that are good and can't find a distributor. I get offers to direct
more of the kind that made a profit and no one is giving me money to
make another really good movie that can't find distribution.

So I choose to earn a living and keep directing. One of these days both will
happen. But I deeply believe I am learning on each movie I make - even
if it's dreadful and people like joe think it's a ruse and shouldn't be available
- and learning is (to me) very important. I'd rather spend 6 days directing
a $20,000 crappy horror movie than those same 6 days at my day job
wishing I could be on set directing a masterpiece.

Joe999
12-23-2007, 01:16 PM
Perhaps it is a matter of what is "good", viz what the public perceives or wants and what "they" (the mass populace) think is "good" and what artists/filmmakers think is "good".

The other night I wanted to watch Numb3rs (my favorite TV show) but of course a hockey tournament preempted that show and others; well, I hate watching hockey, or basketball for that matter (I'll go outside and play those sports, but I have no interest in watching them). Well, I suppose the mass populace would rather see hockey on TV than Numb3rs, or PBS, so I am sh*t out of luck, in a minority. I am also a painter and love to paint classical realism, like the masters (Vermeer et al) of centuries past-- well one need only look to most art schools today and in museums to see that "good" paintings today perhaps could be created by a monkey on crack cocaine throwing paint at a canvas, so what is "good" seems to be what the populace wants I guess; thus I paint for my own enjoyment, not what the mass populace wants. Perhaps to turn a profit and be a successful (whatever that means) filmmaker I suppose there needs to be a compromise between art and what the mass populace wants.

I have both. I have several dreadful movies that have turned a profit and I have two that are good and can't find a distributor. I get offers to direct more of the kind that made a profit and no one is giving me money to make another really good movie that can't find distribution....

FilmJumper
12-23-2007, 05:09 PM
Joe999,

You're learnin'...

filmy

Joe999
12-23-2007, 05:13 PM
I am a bit slow in the head, it takes me longer than others ;)

Joe999,
You're learnin'...
filmy

knightly
12-23-2007, 05:17 PM
The artist and the audience are always at odds. Hollywood tries to bridge that gap for financial reasons, which is why as artists, we are annoyed by some of the fluff that comes out. Personally, I love fluff, Pure entertainment and escapism is what drew me to filmmaking in the first place. I don't need "good" or "pure" cinema to sit down with friends in front of a screen and laugh, whether with or at a production.

I hang out with a bunch of improv comedians, so for us, sitting in front of a movie screen is an interactive event. A couple of the can't wipe of the smile, sides hurt nights were "Ramar of the Jungle" and "Double Team". Both horrible pieces, but they were the funniest things I'd ever watched. I also buy bad movies for these events, so I'm perpetuating the issue.

Beeblebrox
12-23-2007, 08:35 PM
I'm really not sure what I'd rather have: a dreadful film that turns a profit or a good film that fails to get distribution.

This reminds me of the Extras: Finale. :)

I think it's a false choice, though. No one sets out to make a bad movie. Even the marketable films that don't turn out so well were not trying to choosing dreadful-but-profitable over something else. They were trying to make a good AND profitable film. Of course, "good" is subjective and maybe talent doesn't always meet our expectations, but luckily I don't think we have to make this choice.

FilmJumper
12-23-2007, 09:25 PM
This reminds me of the Extras: Finale. :)

I think it's a false choice, though. No one sets out to make a bad movie. Even the marketable films that don't turn out so well were not trying to choosing dreadful-but-profitable over something else. They were trying to make a good AND profitable film. Of course, "good" is subjective and maybe talent doesn't always meet our expectations, but luckily I don't think we have to make this choice.

I used to think that too until during this last year I met several producers of direct to video fare... They flat out do not give a damn if the movies they make are any good. They are all formula films -- meaning that they have devised their very own formula to make these films.

Most are the coattail riders... i.e., they simply copy the larger movies and instead of a good or even decent storyline, they substitute sex, nudity, etc. They've already got their filmmaking machine in place. They have their market(s), they have their distributors, they already know how much money they're going to make.

They will flat out tell you they are strictly in this for the money. They crank 3 or 4 of these out a year and they all pretty much resemble previous movies.

Of course every once in a while, a new screenwriter, director, or actor comes along and brings another level of quality to the project but all in all, these producers are simply banging out direct to video money makers. They know up front that the movie sucks. They know up front that the movie is never going to win an award. It simply fills a niche...

Kind of like knock-offs... LOL.

filmy

Loud Orange Cat
12-23-2007, 11:30 PM
OMG, this thread will go on forever with everyone whining about production, style, blah blah blah.

There is no "tried and true formula" to guarantee success of a film. If there was, there'd be no bad films. Really. Think about it.

Everyone here has an original idea that they want to put to film/video. Great. Start there. Write it up and don't listen to the douchebag who doesn't care for your vision. Screw 'em.

I write and shoot WHAT I WANT because I have a vision. Sure, my movies suck but I enjoy what I do. I like being creative.

However, if you want to be on the business end of it, learn to market yourself and never let up. Ever. There's no reason to fail once and give up. Don't end up being a Fark.com cliche.

As I said in an earlier post, I do it all for fun. Why? I love film. It's my passion. It's my life. I'll never stop shooting. But always keep in mind the words of Kevin Smith: "I love making movies so much, I'd do it for free. Just don't tell the Studio that."

There, I said my peace. Now get out there, and shoot your film. ^_^

directorik
12-24-2007, 12:50 AM
I used to think that too until during this last year I met several producers of direct to video fare... They flat out do not give a damn if the movies they make are any good. They are all formula films -- meaning that they have devised their very own formula to make these films.
I've worked for those producers.

One producer I shot several movies for had five things he needed:
1) exactly 80 minutes including end credits
2) 3 scenes with nudity (didn't really matter how - a shower scene,
a skinnydipping scene, a love scene)
3) 2 action scenes (again it didn't really matter - a chase, a fight)
4) shot in focus.
5) 2 attractive women

He didn't care about story, lighting, sound or the actors except for
the two attractive women (for the box cover). In a way, it was really
freeing for me as a writer/director. I could do anything I wanted.
He came up with the title and the poster and that was it. He could
sell it and I got paid.

Sometimes I'd have under three days to make it - pick up the equipment
at 4PM on Friday and return it 10AM Monday.

Say what you want, hate it all you want, but I learned a lot about making
movies. While my friends who went to film school were teasing me and
working their weekend job at a video store I was on set directing a movie.

FilmJumper
12-24-2007, 10:53 AM
I've worked for those producers.

One producer I shot several movies for had five things he needed:
1) exactly 80 minutes including end credits
2) 3 scenes with nudity (didn't really matter how - a shower scene,
a skinnydipping scene, a love scene)
3) 2 action scenes (again it didn't really matter - a chase, a fight)
4) shot in focus.
5) 2 attractive women

He didn't care about story, lighting, sound or the actors except for
the two attractive women (for the box cover). In a way, it was really
freeing for me as a writer/director. I could do anything I wanted.
He came up with the title and the poster and that was it. He could
sell it and I got paid.

Sometimes I'd have under three days to make it - pick up the equipment
at 4PM on Friday and return it 10AM Monday.

Say what you want, hate it all you want, but I learned a lot about making
movies. While my friends who went to film school were teasing me and
working their weekend job at a video store I was on set directing a movie.

I think I met that guy...

And 4 of his clones... LOL.

filmy

EDIT: Which is why I said that every once in a while, someone comes along who's part of the in-house formula but definitely brings another level of quality to the overall production... Sometimes it's a screenwriter -- sometimes a director or a directorik -- and sometimes it's just an actor...

And I think this is a great thread by the way... Lots to learn.

filmy

knightly
12-24-2007, 04:25 PM
I write and shoot WHAT I WANT because I have a vision. Sure, my movies suck but I enjoy what I do. I like being creative.

Don't forget that you have a fan base...that part isn't listed in this diatribe :)